February 2012
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
Scariest Fucking Shit...Omfg. →
itsjeremiah:
Let me start by saying that Peter Terry was addicted to heroin.
We were friends in college and continued to be after I graduated. Notice that I said “I”. He dropped out after two years of barely cutting it. After I moved out of the dorms and into a small apartment, I didn’t see Peter as much. We…
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
I start to smile when I think that there's a...
Now think about it: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
The same way Arnold does.
“‘You,’ he said, ‘are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that,...”
– Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls (via waterpure)
Let's tell the people what we have to say.
